SPAMWHICHES!!

When arent i clueless lol hi sis and yes i supposively went offline but I amw atchign Saw 3 with ym cuz lol

*hits the connection with a sledgehammer* ...it needs to stay connected! x.x

Umm what does Yuki?

my connection won't stay...

wireless?

*burps* it's a broadband...

Excuse you and that explains it

x.x i just want my connection to work

Umm hit it?

I wont be on tomorrow grounded

HOLY FUDGE NUGGETS BATMAN!! -Shifty eyes and lowers voice- Cat woman just had bat babies...

Blinks*Okay wait bat babies*Twitches*so wrong lol what happen to cat/bat babies lol

Oh! Ah hem it was a mixture and she ate the ones that looked like cats. So she just has bat babies that are extremely retarded. -Looks around and sees one of the bat babies that runs right smack dab into a bug zapper- ZAP! -Fizzles and falls to the ground in flames.- Wow..see what I mean. -Points- Retarded.

Rubs eyes and blinks*Well what a waste of perfectly good cat babies guess we are babysitting these little retarded things?

Nah, I don't think we should. -Watches another take off flying. Seems to be doing well then all the sudden there is a loud hissing sound as a rather large cat bounces into the air, its claws catching into the poor retarded thing. It shrieks loudly and frantically flutters its wings trying to escape. Akira sits there and watches as the cat pins it to the ground and starts eating it viciously. Akira wrinkles her nose and laughs- Well..two down...four more to go. How will the rest die?

Blinks and watches the cat and shrugs* shall we see what happens when we cut off their wings or shall we stick them to the ground so they cant fly and slowly torture them

-Shakes head- I think they do enough on their own. Besides it's funner to watch them die all on their own. Oo oo! Lookie. -Looks towards a typically dead road. Two of them decide to try and walk a crossed. The first making it half way before a huge truck from out of nowhere comes speeding along. The front tire hitting it and it bounces hitting the other wheels. Kind of like a game of pinball before it finally lay totally flat on the road. It's guts and blood smeared from the tires. Now! The second one managed to make it a crossed the road. But!! Dun dun dun. A group of wild animals leap from the bushes. All that can be heard is some screeching and growling as you then see a bunch of tiny little body parts laying on the ground once there were finished.- Um... I think I'm out of ideas on how to kill the rest..Silver you can have the honers.

Blinks and ponder as he paced some ebfore snapping his fingers and smirks* Watch and learn see those tar pits*Points to the tar pits next door* I bet i can lure one of them into the pits it wont kill them quickly, but rather slowly really slowly till the point when the tar pits dry up we can find it's body perfectly perserved.

-Nods head- Go for it 'lil brother. -Giggles-

Chuckles and smirks leading the poor retarded creature into the tar pits by offering it juicy insects and a hamburger which it seemed to like more than the insects. Moves out of the way and tosses the burger as the creature jumps after it and lands in the tar pits realizing it is stuck it starts to screech and shreik*

-Dances around singing- I know this pretty rave girl, Can't stop thinking about her When she says hi to me, butterflies go right through me. And when I see her dancin' I wanna take the chance an get a little closer and maybe get to know her. -Repeats, add techno music.-

Blinks and watches and shrugs watching you before sitting at DJ station and starting up the techno music* okay boys lets party*Scratches the cd*

*runs naked*

Knows he should cover his eyes, but jsut cant stop staring*

-wanders in, looks around, sees the naked person, stares- Well, now...if that's what this is about...

-takes of his clothes and also runs around naked-

I believe the word is "rollick" YaY!